Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Meet Chippy

My awesome highschool friend, Janet-Planet-Bo-Banet-whose-guitar-jams-ain't-half-dammit Kyeon caught a chipmunk in her garage. IMO, she's very brave to have done this, as chipmunks have teeth sharp enough to bite your fingers off, and eyes as black as the the hellish depths of a deranged slashfic-writing fangirl's mind.

She took a pic of this gremlin-squirrel, and you can see that a few peanuts were thrown in its jar so as to placate the beast enough to not attempt any violent insurrections that would surely shatter the flimsy glass cell.

That was a really bad move, IMO, as you can clearly see the chipmunk looking out the garage door and signalling to its just-out-of-view brethren an escape plan by tapping out morse code with its bushy-wushy tail. Janet was lucky enough to have released the chipmunk before a massive coordinated swarm of tree-rats jumped her and feasted on her sweet human flesh. Or peanuts. I'm not sure how carnivorous chipmunks are.
Redaction 1: To my knowledge, my friend does not play guitar. But everyone plays GH these days, so that's a moot point.
Redaction 2: The pictured jar is most likely a kimchi jar, the pinacle of glass food container engineering, as it must hold within its liquid walls the most deliciously pungent smelling food known to man. If you get ever get kimchi juice on your hand, your fate is sealed. You have been warned.

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